The Guardian Force will be holding open auditions on Friday at the Empire City Convention and Government Center from 08:00 to 17:30. After last year’s fiasco, Mayor Daliani has asked me to explicitly mention that singers and dancers – no matter how fabulous – will not be considered. Also no Baldwins, please.
Blast, Nightblade, Ultragirl, and I will interview applicants on a first-come, first-served basis. In addition to raw power, we will be judging specifically on witty banter, dramatic flair, chutzpah, moxie, and costume design. Please be prepared with a headshot, resumé, and a two-minute melee combat routine.
Special note to gadgeteers: You are not superheroes. Take your utility belts, your slightly-faster-than-normal mopeds and your smoke pellets, and go LARP with the rest of the geeks.
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