Thankfully they do in ours:
Thursday was shaping up to be just another school day for 13-year-old Erik Martin, but then something extraordinary happened: Spider-Man called.
Spider-Man happens to be one of the few people who knows that Erik, too, has a secret identity — he's Electron Boy, a superhero who fights the powers of evil with light.
And Spider-Man needed Erik's help.
Erik, who is living with liver cancer, has always wanted to be a superhero. On Thursday, the regional chapter of the Make-A-Wish Foundation granted him that wish with an elaborate event that involved hundreds of volunteers in Bellevue and Seattle.[...]
Pulling off a wish like this one required a big story, and a lot of heart. And so, with a note of panic in his voice, Spider-Man explained the dilemma: "Dr. Dark" and "Blackout Boy" had imprisoned the Seattle Sounders [soccer team] in a locker room at Qwest Field. Only Electron Boy could free them.
Erik got into his red-and-blue superhero costume, and called on the powers of Moonshine Maid, who owns a DeLorean sports car. For good measure, more than 20 motorcycle officers from the Bellevue Police Department and King County and Snohomish sheriff's offices escorted Electron Boy to Seattle.
"They shut down 405 — they shut down I-90," marveled Moonshine Maid, aka Misty Peterson. "I thought it would just be me, in the car."
At Qwest Field, Electron Boy was directed by frantic fans to the Sounders locker room, where the entire team was shouting for help behind jammed doors. With a little help from Lightning Lad, the alter ego of local actor Rob Burgess, Erik opened the door with his lightning rod. The Sounders cheered.[...]
Electron Boy seemed a little dazed by his powers. Out on Qwest Field, the Sounders gave Erik a hero's congratulations, posed for pictures and gave him a jersey and autographed ball.
Everyone was startled when, overhead, the Jumbotron crackled to life.
"Electron Boy, I am Dr. Dark and this is Blackout Boy," sneered an evil voice, as the villain — Edgar Hansen, and his sidekick Jake Anderson, both of Discovery Channel's "Deadliest Catch" — taunted the young superhero. "We are here to take over Seattle and make it dark!"
On the Jumbotron, a video showed a Puget Sound Electric employee Jim Hutchinson trapped in the top of his bucket truck in front of PSE's Bellevue headquarters. Only Electron Boy could save him.[...]
More than 250 PSE employees gathered outside the company's headquarters and cheered as Electron Boy freed the trapped worker. "It was so loud, people in office buildings were looking out the window," said Make-A-Wish communications director Jeannette Tarcha.
But Dr. Dark and Blackout Boy were still at large. Electron Boy got a tip that the evil duo were at the Space Needle, where they had disabled the elevator and trapped people on the observation deck. Racing back to Seattle, Electron Boy stepped out of the DeLorean to a cheering crowd of dozens of admirers, and confronted his nemesis.
"How did you find us, Electron Boy?" Dr. Dark demanded.
Erik wordlessly leapt at Dr. Dark with his lightning rod, freezing the villain. Then he unlocked the elevator and freed the people trapped upstairs.[...]
Seattle City Councilwoman Sally Bagshaw stepped forward with a key to the city and a proclamation that Thursday was Electron Boy Day. Afterward, Erik posed for the TV cameras, flexed his muscles and spent some time astride a Bellevue police motorcycle.[...]
Watching her son run across the plaza in front of the Space Needle, mom Judy Martin said Erik goes to school when he's able, but is often too tired. "He hasn't had this much energy in a long time," she said. "They called it the power of the wish, and they're right."
Like any good superhero, Electron Boy kept his innermost thoughts to himself. But he did have one important thing to say:
"This is the best day of my life."
From the Seattle Times here. Cormac McCarthy's powers are no match for Erik.
Ok, tearjerker story. I had read your review on McCarthy's The Road and decided never ever to read that book. Commenter Ryan's descriptive words: "So yeah, I read it as the most depressing, oppressive, soul-crushing love story of all time. But I can't wish to un-read a book that made me feel so much, so powerfully". gave me pause to rethink my position. He needs to be writing reviews for Amazon! Speaking of talent, I am still waiting for your dad to start his blog!
ReplyDeleteNow if all these people go off starting blogs and writing for Amazon, who will comment here?
ReplyDeleteWon't someone please think of Scotticus?!?
Think of Scotticus!? I'm sorry I just can't get over the image of you crying like a little Nancy boy in your superhero tights. Do the tears get caught in your mask?
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with crying like a woman but wearing tights are passé.;-)
ReplyDeleteHey, three out of my six pairs of tights are entirely for lower-limb circulatory support! I don't have to put up with these insults.
ReplyDelete[picks up European-style shoulder bag, storms out]
I am still very clumsy at this posting of comments. I thought I had posted a comment related to SAT Me's compliment, but I must have typed it, signed in, then neglected to "Post Comment." So, for a second time: Thanks for the comment about starting a blog. I have actually created a blog with very limited entries to date. Some (few) are original, and others are copied or plagiarized because I like them (hopefully with credit given.) Unfortunately from the blogging standpoint, there are so many things that I want to know and do that it leaves little time for writing. I am sure I can never match the talent and creativity of Scotticus, but I will (rarely) post items at: http://dochunterthoughts.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteNot sure about that European-style shoulder bag either, Scotticus, but my better half often thinks I need the same because of my fascination with lots of pockets and packs for my gear.
Doc Hunter, You're welcome. I mentor 12 girls and I always try to encourage them to fail. I have told them, I allow myself ten mistakes a day and I don't count the first nine. Technology is my Enigma machine but I have young children to guide me. Great educators, if you can stand it when they roll their eyes in contempt of my maladroitness. I have already posted on your blog and I have added it to my favorites. Btw, a European-style shoulder bag is now cool, since Jack wears one on 24.;-)
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